- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Goodbye

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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