What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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