- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

a dyslexic man walked his god.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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