Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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