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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Yo Momma So Fat!

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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