- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

angelo snyder is not ga

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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