Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Pickle

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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