Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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black people

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were at work systems r down

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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