- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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