teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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