why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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