- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Obama lin Baden.

Whats worse than suicide? death

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