- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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