- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Tucker Rivera

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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