- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Women's rights

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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