What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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