- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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