A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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An anti-joke

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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