Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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