too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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