- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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