Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

I will create more jobs for americans

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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