- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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