What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

call me maybe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

a black man pays his child support

^ That's not even funny ^

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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