- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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