- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

I am a mime

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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