- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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