- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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