- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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