- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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