- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis. nuff said.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

If you have a stroke, call 000

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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