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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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