- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A man did not like this site

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