- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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