- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Equal rights!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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