- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Men's rights

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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