What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Good job, son.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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