- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

knock knock who's there ?

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

But who would want to sell us out and why?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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