What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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