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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA