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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

One, two, three, four and five

Your Mom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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