- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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