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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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