- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

I love pissing people off :P

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

the economy.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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