What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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