William wright is Gay

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Rush Limbaugh

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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