A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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