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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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