How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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