- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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