- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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