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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

No your aunties a joke

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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