- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A house comes around the corner.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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