- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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