What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Good job, son.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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