the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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