- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Faithful men.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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