What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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