what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Anti Joke

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