- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Chuck Norris.

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