- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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