- Anti Joke

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job