What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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No your aunties a joke

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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