- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Knock knock, COME IN!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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