what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Your mom went to college

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Jimmy Saville

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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