But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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