How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Women's Rights

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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knock knock come in

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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