What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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