Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

You're a big fat monkey.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

William wright is Gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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