how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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