Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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