I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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this website is a bad joke

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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