Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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