- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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