Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A pope meets another one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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