- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

William wright is Gay

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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