- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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