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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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