- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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