- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

knock knock come in

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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