- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

YOU

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

womens rights

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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