- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.