- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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