Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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school homewrok

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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