- Anti Joke

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!