The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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