Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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