- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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