- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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