- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A seal walks into a club.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Take part of what?

A black man walks out of a police station

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