Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Eric is gay Ha

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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penis

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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