A man died.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

How does a black guy die? Unknown

class is canceled. My professor died.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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