- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A baby seal walks into a club.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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