Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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The New York Giants

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whats white jizz

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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