Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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The FCC

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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jews

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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