- Anti Joke

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Tony Romo

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Hi.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Anti Joke

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