- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's the new green? Green

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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