- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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