- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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