Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Turkeys are obese

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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