- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why do fat people commit suicide

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

every cloud has a silver lining

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Oh, go away

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

You want to hear a joke? Republican

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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