- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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