Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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