Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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