What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Brain fart

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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