- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

knock knock Goodbye

Your mums a potato

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