There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Sarah Palin.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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