- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What's 2+2? Fish

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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