Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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