Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Anyone can post anything.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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