- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Knock Knock. Doors open

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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