- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

The GOV and the WHO?

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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