- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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