- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

I was watching Fox news.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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