- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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