- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

class is canceled. My professor died.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

The GOV and the WHO?

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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