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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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