whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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