- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A lot eh?

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

womens rights.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??