Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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