What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Good job, son.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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